Go Lick The World Might Be the First Ever Current Affairs Clicker

It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to cringe. This inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical mobile game from Pixel Play LLC that cleverly blends the absurdity of modern politics with the addictive simplicity of a clicker game.

The premise is simple: lick the world (virtually, of course!). Tap the rotating 3D globe – land or sea – to score points and climb the leaderboard. Boost your score by tapping orbiting objects like LickLink satellites (a nod to Starlink), F-35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's own plane.

On Earth, you'll encounter humorous landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, the pyramids, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco. The game's quirky charm extends to its daily rotating items: Impeach-Mints on Mondays, tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (trucker hats, Uncle Sam, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. A recent update, "The Great Debate Update," even features a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (meet LickGPT!), and get a coveted blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, and, yes, Trump's hair.