"Roar Rampage Classic: Destroy Everything on iOS and Android Soon"

The timeless allure of city destruction finds new life with the return of Roar Rampage in its classic form for iOS, and for the first time ever on Android. This game lets you embody a rampaging kaiju, equipped with a giant boxing glove, as you bash down opponents and buildings with unbridled ferocity. Unlock a variety of skins inspired by iconic kaiju to further enhance your destructive rampage.

There's something irresistibly thrilling about causing chaos on a massive scale. Whether it's the philosophical allure of the abyss, as Soren Kierkegaard might suggest, or the sheer spectacle of explosions, as Michael Bay would champion, Roar Rampage taps into this primal urge. It's just you, your scaly strength, and the world as your punching bag in this exhilarating classic's welcome return.

In Roar Rampage, you live out the ultimate power fantasy of being a super-dangerous kaiju, obliterating everything in your path. Yet, you'll face resistance from the military, determined to halt your rampage at every turn. Timing is crucial; you must skillfully knock projectiles and enemies out of the sky or smash buildings to the ground before they can retaliate. Given your immense size, dodging is out of the question, making precision paramount.

The game also boasts an impressive soundtrack and an extensive collection of unlockable skins, many drawing inspiration from legendary kaiju like Mechagodzilla. However, the real charm of Roar Rampage lies in its simplicity. It's a game that would have been a surefire hit on the Flash game sites of yesteryear.

Developed by the creators behind Shovel Pirate, Slime Labs, and other acclaimed titles, Roar Rampage promises to captivate even those skeptical about the appeal of destruction. Mark your calendars for April 3rd, as this thrilling experience awaits.

If you're in the mood for a strategic shift away from retro rampaging, don't miss our review of Songs of Conquest. This game offers a fresh take on the classic Heroes of Might and Magic formula, appealing to both seasoned and new players alike.